Three things I love. A good martini straight up. Hot weather or in this case some hotness (only occasionally) to my palette. And a damn good dirty style drink. I’m not so prim and proper as I’m sure you have caught onto even though I love a good fashion trend, my MAC makeup and giving my blonde locks a good blowout. My style of writing isn’t exactly prim and proper and neither is my choice of adult beverages. I like beer in a red solo cup as much as I like my vodka in a martini glass. I like being honest and absolutely blunt with my blog as much as I like getting ready for work half naked in the morning because it’s just more comfortable without clothes on. So this below drink that I recently indulged in is the perfect fit for my personality, style of cocktail preference and just overall appreciation for a good martini…and a good laugh. Warning: the below contains inappropriate content.
Please meet the Hot & Dirty with a side of olive pepper sperm-ite. Coincidence dirty is in the name? I think not.
Hot & Dirty
-Generous Amount of Chopin Potato Vodka
-3 Splashes of Spicy Jalapeno Juice
-Garnish with a Pepper Stuffed Olive (if you find one that looks like that it’s a bonus)
-Besides the obvious joke I have completely laughed out loud over with the look of this martini’s garnish, it is all it cracks up to be. A little hot and a little dirty. The spicy jalapeno juice is a nice twist on the classic dirty, olive juice made, martini. It is spicy, strong and I thoroughly enjoyed every sip. But be careful…one is every bit satisfying but two may be a little too intense with the bursting-at-the-seams flavor. Wear your protection while drinking this hot & dirty treat.
No I did not implant this pepper olive myself to make for a good laugh. I received this drink as shown above and had a freaking field day with it. Of course I have seen pepper stuffed olives but usually they are stuffed completely inside sans tail. Or if they are with a tail they are not “swimming” in my cocktail. You know it’s true! This is as good a sperm impersonation as I have ever seen and I can honestly say of all the times I have drank a dirty martini I have never thought of the other meaning of “dirty” until I sipped on this one. How could I not? Maybe it’s a sick minds appreciate it kind of thing but I laughed with my family and of course my Mr. Dr. for a good while about this one. Best part and bottom line: it was such a great tasting cocktail. Keep your minds out of the gutter (or in for more laughs) and of course…
Happy Cocktail Friday!